Are you running low on creative steam?

Are you bumfuddled by viral internet videos?

Or are you just looking to have a hilarious song expertly written and magnificently performed by a living legend to promote your fine wares?

Then look no further than me, your friendly neighbourhood advert-man. I create awesome commercials and promos to make your shizness do the business. Satisfaction and success 101% guaranteed! (In spirit, not legally binding.)

So what are you waiting for? Web-shoot me a message for my rates and availability (or just for top bantz) via Dale-Mail™: TheDaleKastle@gmail.com

Here’s a page of some of my many masterpieces. (Full portfolio coming real soon. That’s as soon as I can catch a break from being so damn AWESOME!!!)

You can also enjoy my legendary Arnie cover songs here. Trust me, you’ll love them. I’m like an Austrian Elvis – but British. You could say it’s my gift. My curse. But just who am I again? Why, I’m Dale frickin’ Kastle. Gimme some sugar, baby.